Wednesday, September 16, 2009

If you must know...

Ok. hold on, give me a second....

Cool. Let me introduce myself: My name is Roman. What's yours? Don't ask me if I'm from Rome. You won't get any originality points. I'm actually 1st generation American, with a strong Russian background (да. Я нормально могу выразиться по Русски, но писания страдает). Yeah. In your face.

So anyways, going on a tangent here. Ever notice how if you say "ladies" at the end of the sentence you typically end up sounding like a pedophile or some sort of creep? (thank you Demetri Martin).

And in case you were wondering, Roman actually means 'romance' in Russian. ladies. *wink*.

So this blog will be a place for me where I can share my ideas and philosophies while at the same time experimenting with rhythm and writing styles.



Whether or not you choose to follow this blog, let alone read it, is completely up to you. You got nothing to lose. EXCEPT YOUR LIFE! (kidding, kidding)